another reason why I love the people I work with: emergency phone calls, that really aren’t emergencies at all.
me: hello?
Debbie: hey. what is the bully’s name in A Christmas Story, I knew you’d know.
me: um, Scut Farkus.
Debbie: right, right. that’s it.
me: why?
Debbie: the new guy looks exactly like him. okay thanks.